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Kanye West is NOT in the Illuminati…

OMG this is all the proof I need!!!

First off…these ghetto conspiracy theories are fuckin retarded. I went to Kanye West’s video for Power on youtube and damn near all the comments were:

“Kanye’s in the Illuminati!!!1!”

“Fuck the illuminati and the NWO!”

“Look at his chain! It’s Horus! Illuminati!!!1!”

If you co-sign or agree with this ish, you are an idiot. If you were to ask anyone who believe this BS, I bet that they heard it from someone else, or some comment some other dumbass negro said on WSHH or something, and never actually READ or KNOW anything about the Illuminati, which hasn’t existed since 1785.

That’s right, 1785.

“B-B-B-But, I saw that one movie with Tom Hanks where Jesus and Mary were fuckin and had a kid and the Church and the Illuminati were hiding it!”

Yeah, Dan Brown is a FICTION writer. The operative word being fuckin FICTION, as in not fucking real.

“Well, explain the chain. Who pays 300k for a chain and it’s not Illuminati-related. Plus it’s of Horus. HORUS dammit!”

First off: Do you even know who the fuck Horus is? Didn’t think so. It’s the black man they stole the story of Jesus from. Yeah, Jesus isn’t original. At ALL.

Secondly, what you mean to tell me, since a whole bunch of rich white people co-opted parts of ancient African history, its no longer African history?

Maybe Kanye, with his mom being a college professor and all, might have learned Egyptian history. I know, I know, while your mom was at the club shaking her ass and you were trying to see some titties on a scrambled Cinemax channel at 1 am, you didn’t get that opportunity to learn, but his mom gave a shit about his education. Kanye may be an arrogant douche, but dumb is one thing he isn’t.

This however, is hilarious...

“But what about the Freemasons and Bilderberg Group! They are secret organizations!!!”

Okay, first off, you can’t be a secret organization if EVERYONE knows you exist. That makes no fucking sense. Hell, when McDonald’s decides to come out with the McRib is a more guarded secret than the existence of those groups.

Secretly delicious...and out now for a limited time...

“But they have meetings and no one knows what they are talking about!”

Yep, so does every Fortune 500 company in their boardrooms. Does that make them secret organizations too? At least I can fill out an application to the Freemasons and join. I’m NEVER going to be allowed to sit in the boardroom at Viacom headquarters where they decide how to mislead niggas this month.

So yes, black people, white people, fuck it, all people, learn about what you are talking about before you speak on it. You sound stupid as shit. A little bit of logic and a lot of common sense goes a long way.

This is how i close all my arguments...

25 responses

  1. I BZZZZZZZZZ my vuvuzela in your general direction! Haha! (dang that sounds dirty!) Awesome post! Now, just how does the McRib get rib shaped without, you know, ribs?

    October 29, 2010 at 8:04 am

    • I have no clue how it gets shaped…I just know its delicious…

      October 29, 2010 at 8:05 am

  2. Dope post cuz and welcome to this crazy world of the blogosphere!!

    October 29, 2010 at 9:20 am

    • My brother, no disrespect, but its all just silly conspiracy theories. I don’t know what makes ANYONE think either Jay-Z or Kanye has enough money, power, or influence to be in the Illuminati, let alone the fact that they are the wrong skin color…

      October 30, 2010 at 7:44 am

      • you're one dumb nigger are'nt you?

        “I don’t know what makes ANYONE think either Jay-Z or Kanye has enough money, power, or influence to be in the Illuminati, let alone the fact that they are the wrong skin color…”

        could it be their millions of dollars and millions of fans?

        at the end of the day, these guys videos are littered with masonic and satanic imagery and if its not blatant it is insinuated. they (jay z rihanna kanye) all throw out the masonic triangle as their sign (jay z takes it further and shows an eye through the triangle in nearly every press shot he takes!)

        thats just a coincidence though isnt it? same with the giant triangle prism they regularly feature at their concerts.

        look te point is, they are illuminati because they have influence over the masses not because they are seen as people who can shape, reform and lead the world, they are just a tool in the workds of the illuminati.

        December 4, 2010 at 8:52 pm

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  4. tim

    l hate how you call blacks .. niggas… u r retard…

    January 5, 2011 at 10:00 am

  5. Tat2ddragon

    After reading all the way through the page and the comments on this…as a black female all I can say is ignorance is bliss…no matter what fuckin color you are….

    February 6, 2011 at 12:35 am

  6. brian

    Are you serious, that the illuminati does not exist today while George Bush admitted to being in the skull and cross bones, which is a secret organization, which btw does not nessisarily that nobody knows they exist which at one time may have been true, it means what goes in in the organization. Is secret and some organization s like the Freemasons have a cover up in which they have Christian donations where they think they give to chrich when it really helps fund the freemasons Google it if you don’t believe me.

    February 20, 2011 at 1:29 am

  7. billy

    In a lot of today’s films and novels, the Illuminati are show to be a mysterious group that controls issues beyond our knowledge. Most of these novels and films aren’t factual such as The Da Vinci Code and National Treasure. They display those fictional portions of our mind that want to believe that the Illuminati do exist.

    Whether it be a theory on how the Illuminati is related to communism or the symbols on the back of the one dollar bill, that is all they are – just theories. Men such as Jordan Maxwell have hundreds of theories that they try to convince you are true, but they cannot prove anything they say. They use factual things to credit fictional infomation, such as the factual one dollar bill with a fictional interpretation of the all seeing eye’s meaning. Until factual evidence is shown to display that this idea that the Illuminati exists, it remains fiction.

    To wrap your head around everything that has been discussed so far, here is an account of everything fictional and factual discussed so far. In the beginning, there was the Bavarian Illuminati. This group from the 16th century has led to all of these conspiracy theories but ironically is factual. What we see on the back of our dollar bills every day may or may not have something to do with the Illuminati, so it is basically another fictional theory. The Da Vinci Code and Assassin’s Creed are both fictional even though possibly having related ideas. Every TV series, movie, book, and video game mentioned is fictional.

    So when you stack all these details up, the Illuminati is ultimately more fictional theories than factual information.

    March 16, 2011 at 10:30 pm

  8. Mike Marus

    Wow are you serious making a blog trying to say hes not? When he even claimed on video that “I sold my soul to the devil” That diamond hand shape is Illumanati Symbolism. So stop trying to back up him up saying he isn’t when almost all the rappers and most celebritiess, politicians, bankers, CEO’s, Presidents of Major Corporations are all apart of the scheme of New World Order. I know its real and have fun reigning in hell, I rather serve Jesus Christ in heaven.

    March 17, 2011 at 8:50 pm

    • Al

      you’re an idiot

      March 30, 2011 at 3:26 pm

      • Your mother sucks cocks in hell as well.

        Thanks for reading!

        March 30, 2011 at 3:43 pm

  9. WOW! I really dont know what to believe, but even thoe there may not be proof, I do think I believe it more n more I read…For those of you out there who say it is fake & dumb, n call us people stupid,…for even thinking it might be true, you cant blame us,…Were did all of these theories come from ? then? hmm? let me know!…All I know is all these people here need Jesus, and us as Christians, need to pray for these people b4 its to late, & I agree w/that person up there, I’d rather serve the Lord Jesus Christ, then to burn in hell n serve some1 who cannot DEFEAT our GOD, !!!!! May God Bless all of you, n thank you for your time, Malerie…

    March 27, 2011 at 9:39 pm

  10. Al

    Illuminati is a fad

    March 30, 2011 at 3:28 pm

  11. Justin

    Alright, man . I make youtube videos and whatnot and how would you feel if i put these exact words into a video and posted the link to where I saw it at on the video ? Because this is GENIUS .

    May 8, 2011 at 5:37 pm

  12. marriyah

    The person that wrote this is a fucking racist retarded idiot who needs to go die in a hole!!

    May 28, 2011 at 3:19 pm

    • Ease back there sling blade, get the pressure washer out the garage and clean the sand out your vagina.


      May 28, 2011 at 3:52 pm

  13. Eliza

    i totally agree with you. i’ve searched through google and youtube and seen so many videos explaining why its real and i think its just stupid. your trying too hard to find something thats not there, all the subliminal messaging is silly. how can what a song says when its reversed possibly influence people, and im sure that it you reverse any song you hear your going to make words from it, but you want to hear things like ‘lucifer’ and ‘satan’ just cause you have nothing better to do. As for ‘subliminal messaging’ of the illuminati in programmes and cartoons like family guy and american dad, they’re commedy programmes you dumb shits, they are taking the piss out of the people who actually believe! And seeing random triangles in videos, its just a shape…..get over yourself. And if you do your research, the triangle they form with their hands actually means peace. But as usual, people just want to see the worst in others.

    I think its sad that people think this is true, and that they comment saying things about how they would rather serve jesus in heaven…. i dont want to sound rude and insult your beliefs as its your own opinion, but to me… i dont think you should differentiate people with religions especially muslims, jews, and christians who all believe in the same god, you shouldnt be saying christ is the only way when every religion has the same amount of ‘proof’ as each other… and that is a book.

    I see comments by people where people have written about the illuminati and how jay z and rihanna and so on are all in it. comments like ‘theyre all going to burn in hell for turning they’re backs on jesus’. That is disgusting, because if you were a true christian, you would not judge…..(even though MANY do)……saying someone is going to ‘burn in hell’ is digusting, and very hypocritical.

    If you truly believe, then why dont you spend your time praying and living your lives, than making up some conspiracy rubbish and judging people that have done nothing through a computer screen.

    If you still care so much, then do your research properly because it you had, you would see that they are in no way part of the ‘illuminati’.

    April 29, 2012 at 2:32 pm

  14. Daniel

    My friend just showed me this, we’re laughing so much at peoples comments.

    Jay-Z said himself that he puts that he’s an entertainer and that if he does anything its to more or less take the piss out of the people that think he can be apart of that illuminati BS.

    I cannot believe how many dumb ass people that there are in this world, its funny but also quite sad at the same time because religion is the biggest lie and is corruptions because it seperates people to much, and has absolutely no proof.

    Its not the illuminati that will be the end of us and the world, or the so called ‘members’. Its every other, if not every single person… creating hate, spreading lies to those who are sheep and will follow and believe any rubbish you tell them and if god does exist, then probably no one will be going to heaven as there is not one person out there who follows their religion properly, everyone moulds it to what they want and then uses the god as an excuse. An example being someone being against abortion but completely fine with using contraception. If your not going to follow your religion properly, then just say you believe in god and leave it at that.

    The illuminati dont exist, stop wasting your time.

    April 29, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    • Marcos

      Michael Shermer a leading skeptic he has done something to where he would play a song backwards and you would not hear anything. Then he made something up that sounded satanic and after he tells you, you could hear it. These conspiracies only play on the fear of betrayal due to past societies and governments. One question I would ask why doesnt a protestant never claim to sseethe Virgin Mary? Or a hindu never sees jesus in anything. Our minds can play tricks on us and generations of claims of that being true is why religion is so strong, but there was a study that says one in five people have no religious affiliation or dont follow one. Religion is dying, and these evangelists and republicans know it.

      October 13, 2012 at 8:56 pm

  15. Jamal

    The fact is when you are powerful you dont have to hide your exsistance. They run the world. No one can touch them so why hide. They are in movies, songs, tv shows and books. Their symbols are everywhere yet you still dont believe. The truth is the “Illuminati” does exsist, but they dont go by that name. Its name depends on the country your in. Kanye and Jay -z are masons, but low level ones. They are level 3 out of the 33 degrees of masonry. They have little power outside of music. Besides there are only twelve main members in the Illuminati and the thirtenth member isnt “here” yet. Also the new world order is already in place. Its not a future plan because its already here. Do some research people and learn. Those who do not believe are the stupid ones. “My people perish for their lack of knowledge” Hosea 4: 6

    May 21, 2012 at 7:38 pm

    • billz

      i could not off sed it better ……. ^^^ its all planned already !!

      September 9, 2012 at 9:29 pm

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